'You messed with the wrong mama...': Woman Schools Competative Sister-In-Law After She Takes It One Step Too Far

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    "Oh, your kid was running by four months? Fine, mine was reading by three..."
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    SIL insulted my kids so I exposed her lies
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    SIL is the kind of mom that always has to one up other kids. She constantly talks about how her kids are smarter, taller, faster etc than her friends' kids. She literally bragged about them peeing more than her friends' kids when they were babies lol.
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    It was worse when my husband and I had our twins. Suddenly everything was a competition (that her kids always won). One of my girls rolled over at 4 months, her son had rolled over when he was just a week old. The twins both took their first steps around 13 months, her daughter was RUNNING at 4
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    months. (She didn't actually start walking until around 16 months). She even changed the weight of her kids' birth weights which makes them both heavier than the current heaviest newborn in America. It's so weird that she feels the need to tell such obvious lies,
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    especially to people who know she's lying because they were there when her kids were small. I got annoyed when she went from lying about her own kids to telling me there is something wrong with mine. The girls are a few months shy
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    of 2 and they're both healthy, on track and hitting their milestones. SIL has become OBSESSED with the idea that there is something wrong with them because they're not speaking in long sentences. Of course they're not, they're not even two! They're both
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    developmentally on track but she insists that her children were speaking in 5-6 word phrases by 18 months. (Spoiler - they were not). Honestly, her son is almost 7 and I can still barely understand a word the kid says.
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    My husband and I ignored her but she took it too far when I got a call from her friend who works in Early Intervention who was under the impression I was very concerned about my children. We talked and her friend confirmed that yes, they
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    are on track and no, there's nothing to worry about. I finally lost my patience. Hey, her kids are breaking almost every record there is and that should be celebrated! We had dinner with my husband's family on Saturday (kids were in another room)
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    and I decided it was the perfect time to give her my gift - a booklet I had printed and laminated called the 'White Claw Book of World Records'. I printed all the supposed milestones of her kids, complete with photos and info of the actual world record
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    holders now that they had been pushed to second place. She flipped through the first couple of pages, went beet red and called me an a ole. Her husband took it from her and got through the first page before laughing hysterically and asking her why the h
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    she was still lying? Apparently it was not the first time they'd talked about her lying about their kids. She stormed out but texted me later that night and asked why I'd humiliated her when all she'd ever tried to do was help
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    me get my kids the help they needed, but if that was how I wanted to treat her then she'd stop. So I guess it's a win for me!
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    Zoreb1 1 yr. ago Tell her the only one who needs help is her. Perhaps you have a friend who works in Late Intervention who can give her a call to help her grow out of her middle school age of development.
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    SnooWords4839. 1 yr. ago I love how her husband asked her why she was still lying!!
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    BabyLegsOShanahan · 1 yr. ago LOVE THIS! You should have stuffed an application to apply for the different records.
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    EdgeMiserable4381. 1 yr. ago OMG!! This is epic! The fact her husband cracked up makes it even better. Can we be friends?
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    Reminds me when my son was about 14 months and my SIL decided he was deaf. I told her to try to sneak up on him. Spoiler alert. He heard her every time. Or he's psychic. I guess it could be either.
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    Bookaholicforever. 1 yr. ago After she messaged you, I'd have messaged her back and said “if I ever find out you've been talking about my kids behind my back about how they're delayed and
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    something is wrong with them, that little book will like a bouquet of roses when I'm done with you."
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    wickeddradon · 1 yr. ago Excellent response and a perfect outcome. Remind her of it whenever she starts again. Did you keep a copy of the book for yourself? Whenever she starts lying
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    about her kids again you could flip to the back of the book and say..hold on, just need to update this.
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    Cuttis 1 yr. ago When she talked about giving birth to the world's heaviest newborns I would have been like "that must have really stretched things out
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    down there" (yes, I know that isn't scientifically correct but it's a pretty good burn)

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